Sunday, July 11, 2010

Girls Camp Skit

Make the first aid kit.

Pass outer: Lauren Richardson (put in brownies)

Leader 1: Vanessa

Leader 2: Ellen

Heimlich Lauren gets her brownies at the end and chokes


Hike group 1: walking assist. Trip over a log.

Log: Jessica Dale

Tripper: Samantha Griffes

Carrier: Megan Griffes

Hiker: Sarah Griffes

First aid kit carrier: Hannah Frost


Hike group 2: one person carry. Passed out, Brownies

Carrier: Shannon Murphy

Pass outer: Lauren Richardson

Hiker 1: Amanda Merrell

Hiker 2: Andra Wells

First aid kit carrier: Sara Draper

Hike group 3: two person carry. Blisters

Blistered: Carys Bott

Carrier 1: Sarah Griffes

Carrier 2: Meleah Cameron

Hiker: Jessica Dale

First aid kit carrier: Victoria Schereck

Hike group 4: square arm carry. Sprained ankle, squirrel

First aid kit carrier: Kiley Cameron

Faller: Gabrielle Lee

Carrier 1: Vicki Martinez

Carrier 2: Allie DeVries

Squirrel yeller: Allie DeVries




Scene 1
setting: before camp, getting ready


Ellen: OMGosh girls camp is next week!!! we still have to get the first aid kits ready for the hike.

Vanessa: It's all good, I gotcha back. Here they are.

Ellen: Man your good! Whats in these things anyway?

Vanessa: Oh, idk, a little of this a little of that.

Ellen: Do you think the girls know how to use everything in here?

Vanessa: I sure hope so, cuz i don't have time to tell them. I've gotta pack!

Lauren walks onto the stage

Lauren: Whatcha doin?

Ellen: getting ready for girls camp.

Lauren: Oh SWEET!..... awkward silence...... k, well I'll c ya later

Lauren runs off stage - sneaks back onto stage with a box of brownies and puts them into the first aid kit

E&V find the brownies, Vanessa pulls them out

Vanessa: um... Ellen did you put these in here?

Ellen: No, are you sure you didn't?

Vanessa: Yea, I'm sure.

Ellen: Whats the expiration date?

Vanessa: It's good til December next year.

Ellen: SWEET!! Let's eat 'em.




Scene 2:

Shelly:Come on girls lets go on a hike!

(start walking and singing "ill make a man out of you")

everyone in a big group hiking... split off and get lost

Allie: I see A SQUIRREL group follows the squirrel (group 4)



Sammie: Are we there yet?

Megan: Not yet, we'll get there when we get there. Enjoy the fresh air.

walking and singing...
log in path Jessica as log

Sarah: Watch your step.

Sammie: Wha... (trips on log and falls) - holds knee -bleeding

Sarah: Oooops too late!

Hannah: Oh no! Sammie are you alright?

Sammie: I think I'm bleeding.

Vicki M: It's OK, we have a first aid kit (opens first aid kit and finds food instead of medical supplies) What the heck?!??!!!

Sarah: Oh... yeah... about that.... Sorry that's my lunch

Shelly: Sarah!!! What were you thinking? Now Sammie is bleeding and we don't have any band-aids.

Megan: Wait! I have band-aids in my purse.

Sammie: You brought your purse?

Megan: Yeah I bring it everywhere.
- looks for band-aids, finally finds them... HUGE band-aid -
Megan: Here ya go.

put band-aid on Sammie. and Megan helps her off stage using the
walking assist

improvise
group leaves stage


Scene 3:

Amanda: hey where did everyone else go?

Shannon: uh who cares. Lets go (looks around to see which way to go) this way (points)

Andra: no wait I have a compass, it says we should go that way.

Lauren: But I smelled a BBQ that way... WAIT that reminds me! I've got brownies. And I'm SUPER hungry. Sara give me the first aid kit.

Sara: no why do u need it. There isn't any food in here.

Lauren starts to lunge for the kit and Sara takes off running.

Shannon: hey girls get back here I don't want to be alone.

Lauren: so... hungry cant.. go on -faints

Amanda picks a flower. He loves me, he loves me not.

Shannon picks up Lauren and carries off one person carry



Scene 4:


Super excited about hike! Singing songs and going CRAZY! Still with Shelly aka didn't get lost

The Princess Pat- A rig of bamboo now what is that....

Carys: do you guys like my NEW SHOES?

Meleah: they are pretty cool, but don't you know your not supposed to wear new shoes to hike in. They'll give you blisters.

Carys: Well I don't think I will cuz I'm not even wearing socks :P

Vicki: well why aren't you wearing any socks?

Sarah: Your going to have to sleep outside the tent cuz your feet are gunna SMELL!!!

Carys: Well I just wanted to get the real feel of the shoes.

Shelly: Its OK Carys I think your smart. I'm not even wearing a bra right now and it feels GREAT!

Shelly starts singing There was a moose.... everyone joins in

Carys: oh we Ooooow

Vicki: Whats wrong?

Carys: My feet flipin hurt!

Sarah: Take off your shoes lets see.

*Carys takes off her shoes

Everyone minus Carys: EEEEWWWWW!! that's nasty

Meleah: I told you so.

Shelly: oh it's fine, just slap some mayo on it.

Vicki: -rolls eyes at Shelly you don't put mayo on blisters. I think we have some mole skin in this first aid kit.

Carys: Eeewwww! Mole skin!!! that's gross. I'm with Shelly wheres the mayo?

-doctor her up

Sarah: (explains about mole skin)

Sarah and Meleah carry her off stage with rest of group



Scene 5:

Panting …

Gabby: man that squirrel is fast.

Vicki: Allie, are you sure you saw a squirrel?

Allie: Yea I'm sure it was rainbow colored.

Kiley: There's no such thing as rainbow squirrels. (snotty)

Allie: No there's no such thing as flying squirrels.

Gabby: wait there it is

-they all run then gabby falls bc of a small hole

Kiley: you big dumby I told you there was no rainbow squirrel, and you didn't even see the hole.

-Kiley fixes her up

Vicki and Allie carry her off


group 2 are trying to revive Lauren...

Vanessa and Ellen walk on eating brownies


Lauren sniffs air jumps up and attacks Vanessa/ Ellen for brownie Lauren shoves brownies into her mouth and starts to choke

group 3 runs on with Carys

Sarah drops Carys- runs to Lauren and starts doing Heimlich

Lauren improvises as we sing I'll make a man out of you while walking off stage


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